
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Monday, June 08, 2009
Bummer
15 days from now, I will officially be a bummer. I am looking forward to my bumming days, sitting on my bum, watching tennis matches and bum porn. I will also be cycling more often to shape my bums.

Check out these nice bums.

BUMMMMS!
Hey Roger, nice cup!
We have a new champ!

*muack!*
I feel very very happy that Roger has finally won his 1st French Open. Now he is finally on par with Sampras's 14 win record. AND he's the newest edition to the Career Grand Slam family!!!
Next up is wimbly. I hope no. 15 is not too far behind.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
The King of Clay Dethroned!
Simply unbelievable! I stayed up last night just watching this. Seriously speaking, this is not Nadal's best tennis; he wasn't running hard enough, his shots were too short. This is not the same Nadal who has won 4 French Open.
See the poor bloke as he lost the match and out of Roland Garros.
Wah! Pengsan...
Dammit! Pengsan again!
I think I cannot make it. Better go home...
:(
Meet the dude!
Robin Soderling!
Vamos!!!
Now that Nadal's out, I'm quite sure Federer has a much better chance at winning the French. Yes that's a career Grand Slammy and no. 14 championships for Federer Expresso.
Ooh so sexciting!
Friday, May 29, 2009
Fan
I was told last night that a certain someone has read my blog and commented that it is 'lame' but in a good way.
I tried visualising lame in a good way... I just can't.
So from now on, I shall discuss more on things that are relevant, current and gripping.
So for today's current affair discussion: I have watched Star Trek. Go watch it! 2 Thams up!!! :D
Next time I shall discuss about H1N1 and how it is like Mr Smith from the Matrix.
I tried visualising lame in a good way... I just can't.
So from now on, I shall discuss more on things that are relevant, current and gripping.
So for today's current affair discussion: I have watched Star Trek. Go watch it! 2 Thams up!!! :D
Next time I shall discuss about H1N1 and how it is like Mr Smith from the Matrix.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Rant
My sisters are so trendy. They know what's in and what's not. Even their blogs look impressive! I think I'm getting too old for this shit. I already have the makings of an Ah Pek; the grey hair, hawker aunties calling me unkle, my clothes look shabby. Die lar...
Speaking of clothes, I really really hate skinny jeans. In fact, I hate them so much I hate whoever's wearing them! I just don't get it! What's so fashionable about them? Are they comfy? They sure don't look comfy to me! So why wear them? And the other thing is that it's like telling the whole world "Look at me! i'm wearing skinny jeans! I got skinny legs and skinny thighs... they're skinnier than my girlfriend's thighs... they so skinny that skinny's not a skinny enough word to decribe how skinny they are...."
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Speaking of clothes, I really really hate skinny jeans. In fact, I hate them so much I hate whoever's wearing them! I just don't get it! What's so fashionable about them? Are they comfy? They sure don't look comfy to me! So why wear them? And the other thing is that it's like telling the whole world "Look at me! i'm wearing skinny jeans! I got skinny legs and skinny thighs... they're skinnier than my girlfriend's thighs... they so skinny that skinny's not a skinny enough word to decribe how skinny they are...."
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
No Line On The Horizon
Crap.Total Utter Crap.
It is disappointing how this is the same band that gave us Boy, Joshua Tree, Achtung Baby, has either lost its touch, or simply too chicken to push new boundaries. After Achtung Baby, U2 reached a low with Pop, which I feel still had a couple of decent good songs. At least with Pop, U2 was trying new things.
Ever since then, they've just to sticking what works. ATYCLB was a breath of fresh air for me after Pop, thinking that they got their act back together. HTDAAB was boring for me; Vertigo is good, but not great. And now this crap. 3 albums back to back have not once shown anything that puts U2 on the forefront of rock. It's just marketing gimmicks, hype and deaf fans who tell you how great their music is. I'd say they were good. Now, they are disappointing. I don't really care if they are coming this way for tour or not.
So much for the greatest rock band on earth. Pfft!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
As the year comes to an end, I find myself reflecting a couple of random things. First up is my resolution for 2008. For the first time I gave myself a resolution that is actually quantifiable, hence I'm quite proud to say that I have achieved 92% of what I resolved to do this year. Next year, I will aim to hit 100%, which also happens to be my motto at work!
The second random thought today was a list of places I have to go visit:
1) The new 7 wonders of the world.
2) Visiting all 4 Grand Slam tournaments.
So that's a total of 11 places to visit, so far I've only managed to visit 1, which is the AO. So 10 more places to go visit!
Next list is quite a sensitive issue. I was wondering to myself if there has been anyone that I actually do care about. When I say this, I mean people that I do really really love, think about all the time. When I started making a list, it came out really short, much shorter than I expected.
1) M..
2) M....
3) J....
4) J......
5) Ah Kow
Surprisingly, all of them are girls! I suppose the Tigers would be next on the list as well after these 5. It makes me wonder what kind of person I am, am I so devoid of feelings? There is another person on this list too, but I never had a proper chance to actually develop anything, so I can't say for sure she's someone I do care about. But I do think of her every now and then, wondering about what ifs. And when I think about her, I feel like a moth flying towards a flame. I can't help it, the attraction was and still is really strong.
The last thing I thought about was about my past relationships, specifically what I have learned from each experience.
1) Nothing, except that women can be really petty and evil.
2) Accepting the idea that no one is perfect, myself included, and I have to live with it.
3) Love
4) The importance of savings.
With that, I'd like to wish myself and to all the people I know past, present and future a very happy new year.
The second random thought today was a list of places I have to go visit:
1) The new 7 wonders of the world.
2) Visiting all 4 Grand Slam tournaments.
So that's a total of 11 places to visit, so far I've only managed to visit 1, which is the AO. So 10 more places to go visit!
Next list is quite a sensitive issue. I was wondering to myself if there has been anyone that I actually do care about. When I say this, I mean people that I do really really love, think about all the time. When I started making a list, it came out really short, much shorter than I expected.
1) M..
2) M....
3) J....
4) J......
5) Ah Kow
Surprisingly, all of them are girls! I suppose the Tigers would be next on the list as well after these 5. It makes me wonder what kind of person I am, am I so devoid of feelings? There is another person on this list too, but I never had a proper chance to actually develop anything, so I can't say for sure she's someone I do care about. But I do think of her every now and then, wondering about what ifs. And when I think about her, I feel like a moth flying towards a flame. I can't help it, the attraction was and still is really strong.
The last thing I thought about was about my past relationships, specifically what I have learned from each experience.
1) Nothing, except that women can be really petty and evil.
2) Accepting the idea that no one is perfect, myself included, and I have to live with it.
3) Love
4) The importance of savings.
With that, I'd like to wish myself and to all the people I know past, present and future a very happy new year.
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